You Know You Have a Three Year Old When...

He says at dinner: "I love Ketchup on bread"

He adds the word "bananas" into almost every sentence just because he thinks it's funny.

Your conversations go something like this:

M: Don't get leaves in the car, Lucas.
L: Why don't we get leaves in the car?
M: Because the leaves are dirty.
L: Why are the leaves dirty?
M: Because they're leaves.
L: Why are they called leaves?
M: Um, because the leaves are leaving.
L: ...Why are the leaves leaving?

While getting Burritos and Quesadillas at Moes:
L: Why doesn't mine have beans on it?
S: Quesadillas don't have beans but you can have some of mine.
L: But I don't like beans.

While spending the weekend at his grandparents' house:
Nana: Lucas, if you do that again you'll have to go to timeout.
Lucas: What happened to one, two, three?

He learns to color in the lines!